National Zoo Beta Admission

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Price: $19

Duration: 2 hours

🐣 All guests must be 16+

💰 100% Money Back Guarantee

If you’re looking for a super entertaining, high-energy zoo experience that puts your 2nd grade field trip to shame, we’ve got all the right koala-fications. Join us for a kick-ass 2-hour “zoo hack" of the National Zoo, filled with crazy facts and unexpected true stories of the animals you thought you knew. It’s wild. It’s outdoorsy. It’s pretty f***ing awesome.

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What Makes Our Zoo Hacks Awesome

World Class Guides

Renegade Guides are award winning entertainers, comedians, academics and nerds; this is not your average zoo tour. New guides train in the Zoo Hack craft for 3 months before ever leading a tour.

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Smart Humor, Mind Blowing Facts, Unbelievable Stories

If Drunk History-meets-Animal Planet sounds like something you’d 100% watch, you are our kind of people. We do deep research into the animals and attractions to learn the facts you won't find anywhere else, and then build out stories that connect with stuff in your life.

Small Group, VIP, Social Experience

Our standard group size is 10 or less, which is important because your guide will know you by name and can personalize the tour for the animals you want to see. It's also a great social experience, so you can come solo and make new friends or bring your SO, BFF, mom, grandma, OkCupid / Bumble / Grindr-crush, Tamagotchi, FWB or entire squad.

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A guest enjoying a painting of a rainbow.

Admission Included, Skip the Line

All full price tickets include zoo admission, up to a $20 value (so the tour portion is more like $29 - $49). When you arrive at the zoo, your guide will have your admission ready so you can launch right into the tour without waiting in line.

100% "You'll Love It" Guarantee

Our Renegade Guides are wicked smart and will take you on a sassy, whirlwind tour of the museum. Most guests LOVE this experience and if you feel anything other than 10/10 then we will refund your money.

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